Top 10 Things I've Learned in the Past 12 Days

1. A tiny peepee has great aim...especially if there's a clean shirt in the room.
2. A 30 minute feeding takes an hour.
3. One, two, three, or four swaddle blankets are not enough...if there is a clean swaddle blanket in the vicinity, there will be pee on it very very soon.
4. A newborn should always wear a diaper!
5. A tiny peepee can shoot pee across the room, hit a wall, and leave a puddle around the baseboard.
6. Even when Jack is crying, he is sooooooooooo cute!
7. Seven hours of sleep broken up into 2 or 3 hour blocks is just not the same as 7 hours of consecutive sleep!
8. My husband is wonderful!
9. Gas drops are gold...and MUST be administered after every feeding!
10. Dogs who you think will resent the baby might actually end up being his great protector.


Kristi said...

Haha! Sounds like motherhood is pretty interesting! Watch out for all that flying pee! Have fun!